Dr Dave goes to a child's birthday party.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Aug 31, 2019 12:06 pm

One of my nephews is turning 4.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Aug 31, 2019 12:30 pm

Buy him a bag of doorknobs. When he asks what they're for say "for doors!"

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Aug 31, 2019 1:06 pm

I hope you get to play Pin The Tail On The Barrista Man-Bun!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Aug 31, 2019 3:31 pm

I have on the same outfit as last year.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sun Sep 01, 2019 12:29 pm

Explain that you're wearing the same outfit because "time is a construct" and then ominously bite into one of the doorknobs.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sun Sep 01, 2019 2:29 pm

I talked about Brexit to someone, so that's basically the same thing. Right?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:20 pm

(The talking about Brexit smiley.)

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:57 pm