The Eggs Needs A Goal 4K Thread

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Sat Jul 29, 2023 9:48 pm

I had to look up Steph and Dom on the goggle box. Of course I looked up Stephan Dom Goggle Box first. I have my necklace on.

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Sat Jul 29, 2023 9:59 pm

CaptainWacky wrote: ↑Sat Jul 29, 2023 12:30 pm When you said relationship with some chick, I imagine a young chicken.

In my case, this is true.

Also, I didn't realize I was staying in a celebrities house. They were the first gay couple to be married in this county. The article is on the wall,it is from 2012. : )

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Jul 29, 2023 10:05 pm

There's no gay sex quite like HISTORICAL gay sex!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sun Jul 30, 2023 12:32 pm

Wasn't 2012 supposed to be the year the world ended? GUESS IT DID, IN A WAY, LOL.

(I support gay marriage really!)

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:49 pm

Only for the Mayans. Like Maya Angelou and Maya Rudolph...

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Jul 31, 2023 1:23 pm

ANNA KENDRICK IS BETTER THAN TWELVE CAKES (I just saw that post because it was at the bottom of the previous page.)

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Aug 01, 2023 10:53 am

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Aug 02, 2023 5:52 pm

I'm gonna be busy for the next several days... Big Brother US premieres in a couple hours, and then Heartstopper season 2 drops later tonight around 3AM my time... I will stop my BB live feed viewing to binge the whole season all night, and then spend the next several days flipping between discussing BB and Heartstopper on social media AND HOPEFULLY HERE AND TK TOO.

Sleep will be optional for a few days...

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Thu Aug 03, 2023 1:55 am

This sounds fun.

The only thing happening around here this weekend is a square dance!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Aug 03, 2023 2:03 am

Hide their banjos (or whatever they play during those things)!

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Mon Aug 07, 2023 1:00 am

I went
I danced 3 dances
It was fun

Someone counted 198 people.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Aug 07, 2023 1:26 pm

That's 195 too many!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Aug 07, 2023 2:28 pm

Indeed.

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Thu Aug 10, 2023 11:55 pm

I watched a movie with the "kids" today. 29,15, 15,18. The movie was Kick Ass.

In the scene where the boy gets to kiss the girl for the first time-he had his super hero gloves on and I said "Ew, he should take off his gloves" but the 15 year olds were mortified that I didn't mention the fact that he was touching her breasts in the first place.

AND then in another scene where they were having sex outside, one of the kids mentioned how gross that was and then I said, "Yeah, especially next to those dumpsters"

And they said they were questioning my thought process.

Lol

Kids.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Aug 11, 2023 10:58 am

Dumpsters are just not sanitary. I'm with you on this.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Aug 12, 2023 3:31 am

GenZ is all about consent. It hampers their sense of humor sometimes, but overall it's a good development.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Aug 12, 2023 12:29 pm

BUT DO THEY ASK JESUS FOR HIS CONSENT?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Aug 12, 2023 2:16 pm

No, only the MAGA's kids do that.

But then their fathers and ministers and Christian camp counselors molest them and tell them they'll go to hell if they tell.

Mirah · Post by **Mirah** » Thu Sep 07, 2023 11:47 pm

The pastor's kid here has had sex before marriage. I AM SHOCKED! Shocked I say!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 1:35 am

SEX WITH BIBLES SEX!