Big Brother UK 2016 - premieres June 7th

[CaptainWacky]

His interview was cringe af.

[Eggs Loki]

Emma sent him to bed without supper!

I wish she could host our BB too.

[CaptainWacky]

He's due in court on Tuesday for driving under the influence of cocaine.

[CaptainWacky]

The house flooded.

Natalie evicted.

[CaptainWacky]

It's like a fucking orgy now.

[CaptainWacky]

Georgina - The posh one. Lists her good points as make-up, hair and clothes. Doesn't seem too horrible but nothing to get excited about.

Evicted.

[CaptainWacky]

Emma's also gone, for people keeping track of this thread.

[Eggs Loki]

I read that everyone is punished for breaking some rule. Also that they are ending the season a week early.

I stopped watching once US BB got going...JUST TELL ME CHELSEA ISN'T GOING TO WIN.

[CaptainWacky]

It's ending THIS MONTH and I think orignally it was supposed to end mid October so it's more than a week. It'll be the shortest series of regular BB EVER.

Chelsea is up for eviction but Charlie will go.

[Eggs Loki]

OK that "interesting facts" task was pretty great (was it Andy that did it?)

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, Andy did great on that.

Charlie evicted.

[CaptainWacky]

Oh yeah.

Chelsea evicted.

Lateysha evicted.

[Eggs Loki]

SO NICE TO SEE SAREK IN THE FLESH EH?

[CaptainWacky]

It's good to have a board owner who cares enough to install the smileys, yes! (He'll never read this lol.)

[CaptainWacky]

Ryan evicted.

[Eggs Loki]

Aw, bless.

(I've actually been watching it live, US BB feeds are blocked at the moment for a competition so I switched over)

[CaptainWacky]

I was sure it would be Laura, but I'm happy it was Ryan.

[CaptainWacky]

Laura evicted.

[CaptainWacky]

Oh yeah, forgot to say yesterday: Sam and Alex evicted.

(They did a stupid thing where the two with the least votes to win were evicted on Sunday, with no crowd. But at least Evelyn didn't go!)

[CaptainWacky]

Sixth: Jayne
Fifth: Evelyn (TOP GIRL, WELL DONE.)
Fourth: Andy
Third: Jackson
Second: Hughie
Winner: Jason

Jason winning was a bit of a surprise but I kind of saw it coming in the end. He had to put up with a lot of shit in there.