Sorry CaptainWacky

[Cassie]

I hope there are no sparkly pink eggs under this lightning dome.

[Eggs Loki]

GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE sorry about the Vista.

I just bought a new notebook/laptop with Win10. Learning all about the evil empire, and how to avoid them tracking my every move.

I'm sure as hell keeping my Win7 laptop forever also, since I got it working again...

[Cassie]

If I knew anything about computers I might be able to fix my good one. It works, and I can't tell that anything other than the ethernet port is messed up. Maybe I can buy just the one part, but my computer luck is not that good

[CaptainWacky]

CASSIE DID YOU GET A DONGLE YET?

[Cassie]

FUCK NO. I went to town, they didn't have one n walmart even though their website said they did, I went to the next town and hit the Staples store (WHICH SHOULD FUCKING HAVE IT) they didn't have one, but they did order one and I should have it by next Wednesday. I checked the walmart in that slightly bigger town that has the Staples and of course they didn't have it either.

[Eggs Loki]

DOES STAPLES CARRY STAPLES?

[Cassie]

PROBABLY NOT

That's the second time I've been to Staples and they didn't have what I needed, or didn't know wtf they were talking about.

THEY HIRE WALMART REJECTS IMO.

[CaptainWacky]

They probably think the internet is a plot by Obama and when Trump is in power there will be no dongles.

[Cassie]

OMG THE FIRST BATCH OF RELATIVES ARE ALMOST HERE.

I will most definitely probably be in the chat tonight, because this sister comes to visit all the time, and they like the internet too. Tomorrow night, I might not be able to. There will be the other sister, her daughter, her son, his wife, and their two kids. IT WILL BE MADNESS.

On the plus side, I don't think I'm going to the reunion tomorrow. FUCK THEM. Just kidding, but I don't thikn I'm going.

[CaptainWacky]

I FORGOT THE FUCKING RELATIVES.

I'm alone in chat and scared.

[Cassie]

They're all at the reunion. My elderly aunt made everyone name tags, even though everyone knows everone's names.

I HAVE ABOUT 4 HOURS BEFORE RELATIVE ARMAGEDDON BEGINS.

[Dr Dave]

Good luck Cassie.

[Dr Dave]

PROBABLY NOT

That's the second time I've been to Staples and they didn't have what I needed, or didn't know wtf they were talking about.

THEY HIRE WALMART REJECTS IMO.

That's just sad.

[Dr Dave]

Can't you build a huge dome over your hosue so it can't be struck by lightning?

The permits on that are probably daunting.

[CaptainWacky]

That would be a tiring reunion having to do so much reading.

[Cassie]

I survived the apocalypse of relatives. Six of them left already, but the two still here I don't mind. BUT OMFG my piece of shit stepbrother said he might come over today. Fuck he's a terrible person and I don't care if I never see him again. I wish he'd forget about the rest of us. He basically has, because we haven't got anything he wants, but he shows up now and then.

[curiousa2z]

I had a nice reunion with my relatives in Quebec City and LUCKILY just missed the EVIL sister, who showed up after 17 years wanting to be part of the family again! I mostly tried to keep my mouth shut about her (ok, not totally a success there) but on the whole she couldnt hide the cray cray after awhile so they figured things out for themselves.
SOME IDIOT told her about FB and there she was, making her usual snide remarks ON MY PAGE. Thank you baby jeebus for le BLOCKAGE.
My kids think she's fascinating because her cruel stories about family are so inflammatory and yet so patently not true that they admire the sheer breadth of her inflamed drunken imagination.
THE GOOD NEWS is I have a GOOD sister who is a half hour away from me, while this one literally is on the other side of the country. But if she ever came to my town, I might have to DIG A NEW BED FOR THE ROSES.

[Cassie]

My favorite sister lives the farthest away

CAPTAINWACKY, since I still have a couple relatives here I might be a tiny bit late to chat. They are getting pizza right now, and chat starts in less than an hour

PIZZA THO!

[CaptainWacky]

That's okay, Cassie! WE'LL BE THERE.

Remember OTHER PEOPLE you can come into chat too if you want!

[Dr Dave]

We don't have family reunions, thank jebus.