Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?

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Is it cruel to eat Jelly Babies?

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No. They're not alive.
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THEY LIVE TO BE EATEN.
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I wasn't as into jelly/gummy candies as a kid. In terms of non-chocolate goodies, I like hard citrus candies I could SUCK on, like Sweet-Tarts and Bottle Caps.

DON'T KILL JELLY BABIES!
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What about gummy worms?
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It is not wrong to eat either of those foods.
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Only gummy fishing.
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And only in some states.
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No sale!
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It is their destiny.
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It's probably wrong to eat those sentient M&Ms from the adverts though.
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POPLERS look delicious, like popcorn chicken. Now I'm hungry...
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CaptainWacky wrote:It's probably wrong to eat those sentient M&Ms from the adverts though.
That would be more of a public service then anything.
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They are annoying bastards!
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They should just shut up!
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Well *I'm* not gonna start gnawing the legs off them! Someone else do the dirty work for once!
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Break their legs with a sledgehammer.
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