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Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Aug 27, 2016 8:21 pm

IT'S THE DARK EDGY STUFF LIKE THIS THAT KEEPS HIM OFF THE ELLEN SHOW MAN.

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:45 am

World Star Comedy
♻ ‏@WorldStarWiId 39s39 seconds ago

"I have a bad feeling about this flight"

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:26 pm

Dude.

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Sep 02, 2016 3:27 pm

Hatewatch
‏@Hatewatch

Fugitive polygamist Lyle Jeffs may have been swept up in the Rapture, says lawyer #FLDS https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/act ... wyer-says/?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:57 am

Why would he be the only perso raptured?

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Sep 03, 2016 5:04 pm

God really dislikes him?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Sep 03, 2016 11:57 pm

Maybe Evangelicals also have 77 virgins waiting for them, but they kept it out of their book.

Post by **Cassie** » Sun Sep 04, 2016 11:11 am

Well, they are Mormon, so they've got a planet waiting for them AT LEAST.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sun Sep 04, 2016 11:12 am

Bick to provide map to planet?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Sep 04, 2016 4:49 pm

So Mormon rapture is like Mission to Mars instead of Kirk Cameron Burns All the Jews...

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:04 pm

I'm sure there's time to burn a few Jews too.

Post by **Cassie** » Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:57 pm

Nihilist Arby's ‏@nihilist_arbys 11m11 minutes ago

Awaken
Arise
Defecate
Labor
Consume the flesh, alcohol & pills
Ignore the pain
Feel your dreams die
Slumber
Repeat
Await death
Enjoy Arbys

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 1:26 pm

Is that an official account?

Post by **Cassie** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 2:25 pm

No, it's a joke acct.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:20 pm

Do you think the people at Arby's are that creative?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:16 pm

I only know about Arby's from The Simpsons.

Post by **Cassie** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 6:59 pm

New Real Peer Review ‏@RealPeerReview 3h3 hours ago

Gender studies and the important scientific questions of our time http://joc.sagepub.com/content/4/3/313.abstract …

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:36 pm

I just grab whatever's handy.

Post by **Cassie** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 2:41 pm

Brayden Neubauer ‏@Braydenominator 23h23 hours ago

This is possibly my favorite twitter exchange ever

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Sep 13, 2016 2:54 pm

Brant should submit some real mongrels just to test them.

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