Last BBS Thing Of The Day

[CaptainWacky]

there isnothing
but time
time is all
there is
and it doesn't stop
and it's death
and life
time
all there is
haha
even brains get fragmented
break up
can't fucntion like they once did
part of you dies every day
hahah
yeah
every day
haha
but yeah
still in a state
don't know how long it will last
could get worse
could get so much worse
so don't get your hopes up for the old Wacky coming back
he can't ever come back
he's dead

[CaptainWacky]

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brain is gone

ti's gone

it's neveromcing vakc

can't ever come bakc

once it's gone it's gone

new things can grow int it's iplace

but ehy're just pale echoes

just random mutations

nothign really can ever grow in my skull agian

(FUCK MENTY)

nothing ever

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if only we could all cure death together

why can't we just do that

you bunch of bastardfucks

at least I want to cure death

sure I have no idea how I'd go about it

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but at least i've thought about it!

at least i think ti's a think the huma race shoudl be doing

why done'st anyone else

why hasn't one other fucking person ever suggested that all of earth's resources should be dedicated to curing death

why is it just me

we can only cure death while we're allive

so what are we waiting for

i'll be dead in days

weeks

months

years

they are nothing

not long units of time

so let's cure death now

(FUCK MENTY FOR NOT FUCKING CARING ABOUT TK)

yeah

but you won't

you won't evne think about ti

youl;ll just fucking go on living your normal fucking lives

and yah you do things i don't

like pst on facebook
and have opinions

and stuff

but you'll die

at least i don't want to die

that's why i'm better than you

you just pretend that life has value in itself

it doens't

it's nothing

it will all be erased

it will end

your brain will die

all your memories gone

cunts

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I CAN' EVEN TYPIN ENETENCE

I CAN'T EVEN STYEPPES

I CAN'T EVNE TYPE IN
T

I CAN 'T EVEN TYPE IN SENETENCES

I CAN'T EVEN TYPE IN SENTENCES

I can't even write the fucking Dr_DAve story

it's over

never writing anything again

go fuck Menty's ass on facebook

I'm out

bye

[CaptainWacky]

that was a bit harsh really
sorry
but sometimes i type things
i just type and type things
it doesn't really mean anything
sometimes i'm just playing a character
in my mind it's not real
but it seems real whe i type it
i guess
it's hard to tell
maybe i'm always playing a character
maybe i'm playing a character wheni talk about playing a character
maybe it's all real
maybe it's all fake
idon't know
it's all just words
on a screne
a computer screen
the screen of a computer
it's not just on some ranoddsignksf
yeah
sentences are too much now
just short thigns like this
that's what ic an do
haha
sorry
I liooked away from this fo twenty minutes
forgot what iw as doing
but i wasn't reallyld doing anything
was i
haha
means nothing
eat my own brain
i should eat my own brain
it's theo nly solution
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yeah
ther'es really tnohign to me
just a small thought
that's all
rpeatinedover and over
that's all THAT'S ALL

[Dr Dave]

I don't feel motivated to write stories these days.

[Cassie]

BRAINZZZZZZZ

[CaptainWacky]

"Time is an illusion! You're always here! YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE. Get it? This is time...this is life. This is it. Right now. It's...it's binary. One or zero. On or off. You're either alive and this or you're nothing. Before you're born, after you die, it's zero. Now it's one. It won't be one for very long. You are only alive while it's one. Once the switch is flicked it can't be switched back. It's a broken switch. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. We need to...we need to fix the switch...anyway. Time. Need to keep your mind on time before it runs out. Because it is running out. It's...it's an illusion. We come up with a story in our head. Try to make it as if there's a past, present and future. But we don't think the future will ever come. It's bullsht. We're already int he future. We're always in the present. And everything we just thought is the past. It doesn't matter, the distinctions don't matter...once you die. You can't place yourself at a point in life. There's only this. And this is when you die. Right now. Well not literally right now...but it'll be just like now. It won't be the future. It'll be the present."

Charles Horse wished he'd said all that to another person and not a cat he'd seen in the garden. The cat hadn't even stayed for the whole thing.

[CaptainWacky]

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just play wind waker but if you play it too mcuh it ends

then you think maybe you coudl have a wank instead of playing so you just leave Link sitting in the boat and start wanking

but then the wank doesnt go well

andyou keep trying to wank

but it'snot goign to happen

once you've lost the erection it's not coming back for a while

not anymore

so it just fizzles out

and you just lie on bed

and maybe you fall asleep

ormaybe your head isjust so empty that you can't tell if your'e asleep or awake

you just cease do exist

andyou know if you'd died in that meoment it wouldn't have made a difference

you never would have known

it could have all ended

everything you've built in your head

because you do have some things in your head

some

some small things

but they could all end just like that

and then you remember you were playing wind waker and you elft it turne don

but you can't be bothered palying again so you just put it off

and sigh

and that's life

[CaptainWacky]

ARGH
#FUCDKAGIF
IT SUFKCING HURTS
BRAIN FUCKIN HURTS
THKNING THOUGHTS FUCKING HURTS
BUT WHEN I THINK FUCKING NOTHIG INSREAD
INSTEAD
THAT FUCKING HURTS TOO
BECAUSE THEN I'M WASTING My LIFE
BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO DO
SIT THERE THINKING ABOUT THE NOTHING MORE
TRY TO TURN IT INTO SOMETHING
AND NOTHING HAPPENS
NOTHING
LOOK AT THE MINE FIELD
NO ONE BUT THE FUCKING SAINT HAS POSTED ALL DAY
THE FUCKING CUNT
FUCKING START THINKING "WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD POSTERS LOL"
OH THEY ALL HAVE LIVES
OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DO
SO I CAN'T POST THERE BUT THAT'S WORHTLESS ANYWAY
WRITING A TING OF THE DAY IS WORTHLESS TOO
IT'S ALLLLLLL LL WORTHLESS
SO YEAH
THEN IJUST STOP THINKING ABOUT IT FOR SIX YEARS
BUT THEN I THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN LATER AND SIX MORE FUCKING YEARS OF MY ONE AND ONLY LIFE HAVE GONE BY
COULD DIE AT ANY MOMENT
SKULL IS PAPER THIN
REALITY IS A SOAP BUBBLE
HEART IS A FAULTY MACHINE
LIFE IS AIR
NTOHING NOTHING NOTHING
HAHAHAHA
IT'S NOT GOING TOCHANGE
THIS IS IT
THIS IS TIA
SO
JUST HAVE TO POST THIS THEN
AND KEEP GOING
THEN POST MORE
OR MAYBE THIS WILL BE THE LAST ONE
BECAUSE I'LL DIE AFTER
WHO KNOWS
DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE
THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T CARE
THE ATOMS KEEP SPINNING
YOU KOW IN ZELDA GAMES INT HE DUNEGONS THERE'S SKULLS INSTEAD OF BUSHES
THAT'S YOU
THAT'S ME
WE'RE THE SKULLS IN ZELDA GAMES
WE'RE ALREADY DEAD
JUST WAIT FOR LINK TO CRUNCH US WITH HIS SWORD
COULD HAPPENA T ANY MOMENT
MEANS NOTHING
ALL AT THE WHIM OF LINK
WE'RE NOT IN CONROL
WER'E NONPLAYABLE CHARACTERS
WE'RE NOTHING
WE'RE GOING TO DIE
FUCK FUCK FUCK
SO HAVE TO DO SOETHING
BUT NOT EQUIPED TO DO ANYTHING
CANT TALK
CAN'T EVEN FUCKING TALK
SO
THAT LEAVES
SITTING HERE
WAITING
THINKING "I'LL HAVE A MINE FIELD REUNION IN OCTOBER MAYBE PEOPLE WILL POST"
AND WHAT IF THEY DO
WHAT IF THEY ALL DAY
IT WILL END
ALL ENDS
ALL STALFOS
ALL DEAD
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
LOOK AT FEEMALE CELEBRITIES
DO I EVEN LIKE THEM
AND THEIR MORTAL BODIES
SKULLS WITH FLESH ON THEM
HOLLOW BRAINS
NOT REAL
NOT ANTYING
HOW CAN I LIKE ANYTHING EVER AGAIN NOW THAT I KNOW
I CAN NEVER FORGET
EVEN IF I GOT ANMNESSI
I'D STILL DIE
AND MY NEW PERSONALITY WOULD BE ERASED
DEATH IS THE ONLY AMNESIA THAT COUNTS
WHATEVER THA TMEANS
I BET THAT LOOKED PROFOUND FOR A SECOND
IT WASN'T
IT'S NOTHIG
IT'S WORDS
LOW LEVEL WORDS
SENTENCES ARE TOO HARD
WRITE A BOOK?
I CAN'T EVE WRITE A PARAGRAPH
CAN'T EVEN WRITE A GHHHHHHH
YEAH
OKAY
THAT'S ENOGUH FOR NOW
OR FOREVER
SAME THNG

[Cassie]

We're all Stalfos under out skin!

[CaptainWacky]

[CaptainWacky]

flies keep flying into me today
I don't kow why
I dn't think it's the same fly every time
the first one just dropped out the air onto my head
and I thought it was dead
but then it flew away I thikn
then fell on me again
annoying
and a few times others have come for me
I don't know why
maybe they can smell death on me
that's probably it
yeah
they want to eat my dead body
maybe they'll eat me as i sleep
who knwos
what difference would it make
i wouldn't kow anyway

[Dr Dave]

Hit them with your shoes.

[Eggs Loki]

I hope they are nice Vincent Price flies and not annoying Jeff Goldblum flies.

[CaptainWacky]

Johnny Nose marched down the street with a purpose.

"I HAVE A PURPOSE," he yelled in the face of the first person he saw. It was an old man and he staggered back a bit. Johnny walked away quickly. He saw a woman next. Would he shout at her too?

"I DON'T KNOW!" he shouted at her, as he hadn't decided if he would shout or not.

"What?" she asked, looking at him funny.

"JONNY NOSE!" he said, walking away. He was Johnny The Fuck Nose, he could do what he wanted. He could be great agan.

Or he could throw himself out in front of a car again. They were going pretty fast. It was strange how more people didn't get run over more often. All it would take was to just step out onto the road by mistake. Why didn't more people do it? How could they resist the siren call...

Oh, a policeman was coming. What were the odds. Johnny smiled as he saw him...then started to run. He ran right onto the road. He didn't check if there were cars coming or not, he really didn't. He felt one zoom by right behind him. One slowed down and he thought of sliding over the bonnet but just kind of ran roud it instead. He looked back and saw the cop was still on the other side of the road, not even chasing, just looking confused.

"PATHETIC," said Johnny Nose and jumped a fence into a garden. He'd been here before, he realised. He remembered jumping the hedges on this street when he'd been young. No, wait, that was another street. Not here. This was a busy street. He wouldn't have jumped bushes here. What was he thinking of? Never mind. He ran.

A dog was in front of him barking. He looked back and could just about see the cop at the bottom of the street. He ran by the dog as it barked and bit the air. Hahaha.

"I AM INVICIBLED!" said Johnny and he jumped right over a hedge at the bottom of the street.

He landed right next to a man. Johnny acted ike he was going to punch the man, as a joke. Just a joke.

The man punched Johnny in the neck.

No...this wasn't good. He hadn't been going to throw a punch, not really. The man should have got the joke. Now his throat really hurt. And he heard someone shouting. The cop.

"Stop him!" The man grabbed Johnny and threw him down to the pavement.

Arrested again, Johnny thought.

"My...my throat fucking hurts," he said whent he cop got there.

[Cassie]

I'm always rooting for you, Johnny!

[Eggs Loki]

I hope Johnny gets an ice pack and maybe some warm tea soon.

[CaptainWacky]

"Just tell us your real name, son," said the friendly police officer.

"So you're the good cop," said Johnny. "Where's the bad cop? Get the NIPPLE CLAMPS READY? Going to clamp my nipples, huh? Bet you enjoy watching that. You act like the good cop but really you're nasty!"

"Your real name. This will go easier for you if..."

"I'm Johnny The Fuck Nose!"

"What does that mean?"

"It means that I'M THE MAN with the TEN INCH COCK! Alright?"

"You're just making it harder for yourself."

"That's what she said! About my cock."

"Why did you run away from a police officer today?"

"I was doing nothing wrong...just walking down the street...getting some air...just walking..."

"You were shouting in people's faces."

"I HAVE TOURETTE'S! Nosebastards!"

"You don't have Tourette's."

"I might! It would explain a few things. Like why I got kicked out of the priesthood. Or maybe that was because of all the children I ate. Not molested, ate. I ate children. HAHAHAHA."

"We need contact information from you, if you really have a condition we can find out..."

"I killed all my doctors. Ate their bricks. Sorry."

"You could be in a lot of trouble."

"I didn't do anything. I shouted at a few people and ran away. Someone punched me in the neck..."

"He said you tried to punch him first."

"I don't think I did...that would have been silly. I didn't. I'm innocent. INNOCENT! MY LAWYER SCREWED ME OVER. I DEMAND NEW REPRESENTATION. I DEMAND MENTY CARE ABOUT TK AGAIN."

"What?"

"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, I'M JOHNNY NOSE."

"I think I'm going to have to call in a specialist."

"A SEXY LIST?"

"I'll be back."

The cop left. Johnny wondered why none of this felt real.

[CaptainWacky]

"It's like...it's not for me. The world. You don't get that. No one has ever really gotten that. It's like it's not built for me. Like I'm in a world made out of LEGO, except that would be good. Man, that would be great, living in a LEGO world. Except the LEGO people would be kind of creepy. Imagine that, if everyone around you was a LEGO person and you were still human. THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR ME. They can't understand you because they're made out of LEGO...and you can't understand them. You can't make them understand either. No matter how much you explain what it's like to be made out of flesh they can't understand because they're still made out of LEGO and they always will be. They can't be like you, you can't be like them. Not ever. So you can keep telling me stuff, keep telling me how I should behave. Keep telling me to be normal. Fucking try it. You don't get it. You never will. I can't be normal BECAUSE I'M NOT NORMAL. People who can be normal ARE normal, on some level. They have normal functioning human brains that can do things. That can at least be trained to be human. They can feel the right results to things like...things. Social interaction. Whatever. They...Shut up. You don't get me you never will. The rules don't apply to me. I'm Johnny Nose. I'm Johnny Nose forever."

If only there had been someone else in the room when he'd said all that.

[Cassie]

What if you had to sleep on a Lego bed? That would hurt your squishy human body.

[CaptainWacky]

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but i'll salwys ekees the trth
can't forge tit
can't ever forget
will always seek
will always know
that there is nothing
no solution
no escape
only death
only life
life only leads to death
life isn't life
life isn't ayntying
thereis nothing
there is nothing
caught int hsi forever
forever isn't forever
it's just life
but life is all there is
therefore life is forever
can only xist while i'm alive
forevern't sin'tverery long
go to do somethingbeofre
before
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what's thep oint
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