Oldest Cat Ever

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 7:57 pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creme_Puff_%28cat%29

There have probably been older cats not recorded by "science."

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:36 pm

You mean, like religious cats who rode with the dinosaurs and JESUS?

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 12:46 pm

The cats are extending their lifetimes so that they can take over the world.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 1:30 pm

Cats riding Jesus will take over the world, yes.

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Apr 27, 2016 2:12 pm

I'm okay with that!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:51 pm

You can't trust those Guinness World Records people, as they were created by The Lizard People!

Cassie wrote:I'm okay with that!

As am I.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:13 pm

They don't recognise my wank record.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Apr 29, 2016 4:49 pm

They should, the potty noses.

curiousa2z · Post by **curiousa2z** » Mon Jun 20, 2016 7:19 am

WE'll never read their "records" again!!!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:08 pm

They should know we use MP3s instead of records now!

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