Dr Dave's Geese Sighting Thread: Last BBS Ed.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 7:50 pm

CaptainWacky wrote:Whole lot of honking going on here today.

Such an unpleasant noise isn't it?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 2:08 pm

They are taunting me like God taunted Moses in the desert.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:00 pm

Or like screaming girls who annoy THE BIEB while he's trying to say something important in between songs.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Nov 03, 2016 2:29 pm

Something important like "you all stink!"

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:02 am

"Attention odd numbered rows: my crabs have cleared up, you can stop treartment. Even numbered rows, please get yourself checked out for...something else."

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 2:11 pm

Remember when he got a girl pregnant then had her killed?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:38 am

LIES! He's BFFs with Jesus, so he'd never kill a pregnant lay. He'd sell her off into white slavery like a good Christian.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:56 am

I saw lots of geese flying over me today. They were probably headed to a Bieber gig.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:14 am

Why can't people see that Trump is actually a goose in disguise?

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Nov 07, 2016 6:22 pm

The general populous is blind to the goose menace.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Nov 07, 2016 6:24 pm

11/7/16

1)Geese sighted at field of school, probably monitoring our children's recess time.

2) Geese seen flying over religious compound (7th Day Adventists).

3) Geese sighted at grassy area by enterence to a park with a boat ramp (home to a number of geese sightings).

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:08 pm

Geese in boats...the last place you'd expect them!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 5:27 pm

11/8/16

Election day geese sighting.

Geese (some Young) sighted in school field! Two patriotic children walked through field! Another group advanced on the geese!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:10 pm

We can't say the geese didn't warn us.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:18 pm

11/9/16

Geese sighted near railroad tracks.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Nov 17, 2016 8:50 pm

11/16/16

Massive geese sighting at local golf course. The geese may have been holding a convention of some sort given the large numbers. One wonders what they were plotting.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:03 pm

Maybe they are planning to end golf.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:16 pm

If they were, I'd help them. Sort of like Janeway teaming up with the Borg to fight Species 8-5-7-5-3-0-9.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 10:54 am

It's a good walk ruined said somebody!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:14 pm

Eggs Loki wrote: If they were, I'd help them. Sort of like Janeway teaming up with the Borg to fight Species 8-5-7-5-3-0-9.

Pos karma karma chameleon.

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