The Twitter thread of tweets.
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Orlando Jones @TheOrlandoJones 33m33 minutes ago
Cumberbitches be like, "Awh no they didn't" #MadeOJLaugh
Cumberbitches be like, "Awh no they didn't" #MadeOJLaugh
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"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Kenny G @kennyg 6h6 hours ago
My hands are for one thing only: playing sax
My hands are for one thing only: playing sax
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It's a long chain of events, but somehow I blame him for Trump winning.
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Are there still people who enjoy Kenny G/Smooth Jazz?
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
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Proabably in SEATTLE!
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*shudders*
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
- Posts: 4142
- Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:14 am
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And Springfield!
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TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon 2h2 hours ago
"Welcome to the meeting of the Bald Men Club, Donald are you going to take that off?"
"No"
"But"
"This is real"
"Donald"
"Welcome to the meeting of the Bald Men Club, Donald are you going to take that off?"
"No"
"But"
"This is real"
"Donald"
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It's fascinating from a Freudian perspective that he, with that combover, surrounds himself with bald men.
Or it could just be that they're all Neo-Nazis.
Or it could just be that they're all Neo-Nazis.
- CaptainWacky
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It's pretty scary when Linda McMahon is the most liberal person he's appointed.
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Picard Tips @PicardTips 42m42 minutes ago
Picard civics tip: When a foreign power has wormed its way into your institution's highest office, it is every officer's duty to resist.
Picard civics tip: When a foreign power has wormed its way into your institution's highest office, it is every officer's duty to resist.
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Florida Man @_FloridaMan 2h2 hours ago
Pipe-Wielding Neighbor Stops Florida Man From Stealing Christmas Presents
Pipe-Wielding Neighbor Stops Florida Man From Stealing Christmas Presents
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Good ol' Florida Man...
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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The Wind Waker @TWW_ebooks 33m33 minutes ago
Very good! Keep thrusting!
Very good! Keep thrusting!
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Sage advice.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale