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Post by **Cassie** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:11 am

Stuart Taylor ‏@stuartctaylor Jan 16

Want to feel old? This is what Ross and Rachel from Friends look like now

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:11 pm

Scwhimmer wishes he looked that good. But for Rachel, yeah pretty spot on.

RELL AROUND THE FOUNTAIN, SLAP ME ON THE PATIOOOOOO I'LL TAKE IT NOOOOWWWWWWWWW...

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Jan 18, 2017 1:04 pm

If I'd done the top ten back when the first four or five seasons of Friends were on, Jen would have been VERY high up the list.

Post by **Cassie** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:53 am

Florida Woman ‏@_Flor1daWoman 3h3 hours ago

Florida Woman Accused of Trespassing Onto Trump Resort, Smearing Cars With Bananas

FUCK YEAH, FLORIDA WOMAN!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:26 am

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:33 pm

Florida Man ‏@_FloridaMan 4h4 hours ago

Florida Man With Gun in Car Hands Joint to Cops While Parked in Whole Foods Handicap Spot http://www.tmz.com/2017/01/26/stitches- ... g-charges/ …

Get your shit together, Florida Man.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:08 pm

It's like seeing what would have happened to Howie Mandel if he hadn't found standup comedy.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 6:07 pm

Perhaps he just wanted to share the high?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:54 pm

Do his tattoos qualify him to use the handicap spot?

Post by **Cassie** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:11 pm

Sean Spicer Verified account
‏@seanspicer

Sean Spicer Retweeted The Onion

You nailed it. Period!

The Onion Verified account
‏@TheOnion

.@SeanSpicer's role in the Trump administration will be to provide the American public with robust and clearly articulated misinformation.

oh lordy

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:23 pm

He fell for the bait! His days are numbered.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 5:24 pm

How long do you think he lasts?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:01 pm

2 weeks. But I also think Trump won't last the year.

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:19 pm

Eggs Loki wrote: 2 weeks. But I also think Trump won't last the year.

Oh wouldn't that be nice.

Maybe even out by the 48th of July?

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:31 pm

Eggs Loki wrote: 2 weeks. But I also think Trump won't last the year.

Impeachment?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 7:43 pm

The trouble is, Pence will be worse because he's also a Jesus head but he's not an idiot. He'll write orders that won't get shot down in court (also the SUpreme Court will have more Jesus heads on it by then)

Post by **Cassie** » Tue Feb 07, 2017 5:50 pm

someecards ‏@someecards 2h2 hours ago

Someone paid almost $100K for a Cheeto that looks like Harambe. http://go.some.ly/AH2odbh

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:48 am

I can think of better things on which to spend money (if I had that much to spend)

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 3:43 pm

Indeed.

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:21 am

Jesse Singal ‏@jessesingal 12h12 hours ago

YOU HAD ONE JOB, You Had One Job