The Twitter thread of tweets.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:35 pm

Heh.

They should just do that every time, just to mess with Trump.

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:29 pm

Like that idea.

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:54 am

Brian Doyle Retweeted
zac‏ @nap_dad 2h2 hours ago
days later and i still can't stop laughing about this

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:04 pm

Did they use the right pic...

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 1:25 pm

Maybe she really thought mouth to ass was the right way to do it!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:40 pm

CPR = Correcting a Prolapsed Rectum?

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:25 pm

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:42 pm

Enemy of the Popehat‏ @Popehat 1h1 hour ago
There's a small group of tough-looking geese at the edge of this field. This is probably privilege talking but they look like a gang.

Enemy of the Popehat‏ @Popehat 1h1 hour ago
I think the geese are thinking of coming at me. They look like they're working up the nerve. I will hit them with my iPad.

Enemy of the Popehat‏ @Popehat 1h1 hour ago
I mean I know I'm not a fighter but there are only four geese and I'm next to a tree so only one can come at me at once.

Enemy of the Popehat‏ @Popehat 1h1 hour ago
I got out of my folding chair abruptly to try to startle the geese but my beef jerky fell out of my lap onto the ground. Fuck. They will pay

Enemy of the Popehat‏ @Popehat 1h1 hour ago
They are coming.

Enemy of the Popehat‏ @Popehat 1h1 hour ago
Some mean kids came and scared the geese off but it's prettt clear that I inspired them to.

Enemy of the Popehat‏ @Popehat 1h1 hour ago
What are geese doing in Las Vegas anyway. It's a bespangled desert.

Enemy of the Popehat‏ @Popehat 1h1 hour ago
Siri do geese carry rabies asking for a friend

Enemy of the Popehat‏ @Popehat 52m52 minutes ago
Yeah. That's right. Walk away. Just walk away.

(a true friend of Dr Dave, imo)

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:53 pm

Maybe the geese wanted to observe casinos?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:32 pm

I, like geese, cannot resist the allure of the blackjack tables.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:08 pm

AND MY AXE.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:39 pm

CaptainWacky's axe would be a fitting end to a goose.

Post by **Cassie** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:33 pm

70s Dinner Party‏ @70s_party 40m40 minutes ago
Always and forever

BANANAS WRAPPED IN RAW FISH???

This is a great (and sometimes disgusting) twitter for those of us who lived through the 70s. https://twitter.com/70s_party

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:42 pm

Why do people insist on taking pictures of their food?

Post by **Cassie** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:43 am

These are pictures from cookbooks of the 70s! They had some weird gross looking ideas, lots of jelly meat and stuff.

Post by **Cassie** » Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:22 pm

Dylan H Morris‏ @dylanhm 4h4 hours ago

Today in 'Most Leftist Thing of the Day' we have this fabulous little gem.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:06 pm

SAUSAGEMAN will be upset.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:15 pm

There will be peace in our time.

Eyes High · Post by **Eyes High** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 11:16 pm

That's just messed up.

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:56 pm

Florida man is always up to no good.