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Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri May 12, 2017 9:28 pm

Fuck that! SQUISH

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat May 13, 2017 10:57 am

EAT THEM.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon May 15, 2017 4:18 pm

Yeah, uh no thanks.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon May 15, 2017 5:35 pm

Post by **Cassie** » Mon May 15, 2017 6:04 pm

FASHION!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon May 15, 2017 6:41 pm

"Hi, I'm a grown man with an Adult Baby fetish, looking for a caregiver partner who will powder and diaper me!"

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue May 16, 2017 4:20 pm

There was an episode of CSI where the victim had an adult baby fetish.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Tue May 16, 2017 7:46 pm

I imagine they've done most every fetish by now, including sex with ducks.

Post by **Cassie** » Sat May 20, 2017 4:27 pm

Come on Florida man

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat May 20, 2017 7:57 pm

That snake bullied him by rejecting his advances.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat May 20, 2017 11:12 pm

Was he drunk?

Post by **Cassie** » Sun May 21, 2017 10:44 am

With Florida man it is hard to tell.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun May 21, 2017 9:12 pm

Drunk on WINNING!

Post by **Cassie** » Mon May 22, 2017 8:59 am

The Church Of Satan‏Verified account @ChurchofSatan 12h12 hours ago

For clarification, this is not a Satanic ritual.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon May 22, 2017 3:12 pm

Are they conducting a séance?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon May 22, 2017 7:49 pm

Palantir.

Post by **Cassie** » Wed May 24, 2017 3:07 pm

Cass Lowe‏Verified account @CassLowe 8h8 hours ago

Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed May 24, 2017 4:49 pm

This was probably not covered in the Iranian deal last year.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed May 24, 2017 6:10 pm

lordy...

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed May 24, 2017 7:45 pm

So many pigeons will be disappointed not to get their pills now.