Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:31 pm

I'm just glad ducks can't speak Klingon!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:06 pm

Maybe they can, and out of respect choose not too.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:06 pm

CaptainWacky wrote: You'd have to be QUACKERS (crackers) not to!

Indeed.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 1:11 pm

Eggs Loki wrote: I'm just glad ducks can't speak Klingon!

They're learning. Half the QUACKrant knows it!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 5:26 pm

There aren't many animals in time travel stories are there.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:05 pm

There's QUACK to the Future.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:49 pm

Eggs Loki wrote: There aren't many animals in time travel stories are there.

They know better than to mess with it.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:22 pm

Frogs have invaded the Big Brother house this week.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:31 pm

Any of them racist yet?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:34 am

Sort of. In Week 1 before the feeds came on, one woman tried to get another woman in trouble for supposedly calling a third woman a racist name, but it turns out she didn't hear her right, and the accused woman turned the house against her, and she wigged out and left the house because she got PTSD when she was in the military and probably should never have applied for the show in the first place.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:47 am

Also there's a woman with a chronic stomach condition who keeps saying she could die anytime as a way to gain sympathy. And a psycho military man who stares at people and doesn't blink or laugh (he's being evicted tomorrow night and knows it). (That's the dark haired guy in the frog suit above)

Also there's a celebrity female fitness guru with an online following who broke her foot last week and is out of the house having overnight surgery on it, but she still expects to return and somehow compete because she's special.

And the gay nerd this year is black and into cosplay. He's also bad at the game and unlucky, because others have been able to frame him for all kinds of hinky votes and game-throwing, so nobody trusts him.

And to make sure the season is completely ruined and unwatchable, they brought back a HG from last season who is a loud douchbro with all kinds of catchphrases like FRIENDSHIP and PISSED.

The fans instantly voted for him to have 3 weeks safety, and he is running the house because half of these newbies have never even watched the show before.

The most interesting HG is a 50+ year old father of 7 from Boston who may or may not be part of of crime family. He walks around in ties and vests and jackets, but he's actually the nicest, calmest man and a witty storyteller.

His name is Kevin. The woman next to him is Dominique. She brought Jesus with her into the house, and she wants to be the next Oprah. Erm not so much, honey.

Oh, and this is Elena. She has the biggest boobs in the house. Just ask her.

She said she's actually had them reduced. Go know!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 1:30 pm

They sound like quite the bunch. I wouldn't want to post on THEIR message board!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:20 pm

How long before the Chen bot malfunctions and goes on a rampage?

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:53 pm

If one of her co-hosts on The Talk uses the trigger word (unknown to anyone but them and Les Moonves), her head will explode.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Jul 15, 2017 1:54 pm

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:58 pm

Marching ever so slowly towards 2,000 posts.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Nov 12, 2017 6:22 pm

HEY! You passed me!

GOOD BOY!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:01 pm

NOBODY PASSES THE WACKMAN (me.)

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:51 pm

It's impossible!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:59 pm

What if Harkley comes back.