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CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:03 pm

"This."

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Aug 11, 2017 1:16 pm

Llamas are people too!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:08 pm

[video]

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:45 am

Lot of woods in that part of the state, there's probably a few rich eccentrics who have built Michael Jackson-like zoos that nobody knows about.

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:19 pm

Ryan Broderick‏Verified account @broderick 19h19 hours ago

wanna see something wicked fucked up?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 2:04 pm

Incest?

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:07 pm

OBVIOUSLY!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Aug 25, 2017 3:19 pm

So basically, the whole book series is actually a retelling of the best college party he ever went to...

Post by **Cassie** » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:42 am

ruben ferdinand‏ @urbanfriendden Aug 26

fäther may i have some cheeriös

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:28 pm

Better give it to him/her!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:59 pm

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:11 am

That's how I look in the mornings.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Aug 30, 2017 4:19 pm

That's how I look when I'm hungover.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:03 pm

That's how I look usually, unless I'm typing funny things into the intertubes.

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 6:15 pm

reason‏Verified account @reason 4h4 hours ago

First Amendment Protects Cinema's Right to Show Unicorn Masturbation Scene While Serving Alcohol, Says Judge

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:03 pm

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 2:22 am

GOD BLESS AMERICA, LAND WHERE DRUNK UNICORNS CAN FAP ON SCREEN!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Sep 02, 2017 6:54 am

Steven Perlberg @perlberg
I think I just saw a New Yorker cartoon

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:25 pm

SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 46m46 minutes ago

You, futurist: "There will be sex robots that cost as much as a car."
Humans, now:

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:18 pm

We need to be working on transferring our fleshy brains into sex robots/cars.