Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
I think he ate all the human remains and fashioned the bones into wicker furniture before calling the police.
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread

http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/toro ... -1.4440170
"This isn't the first time a raccoon has tried to ride the subway. Toronto has been dubbed "raccoon city" after a few incidents with the animals in the past."
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND.
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
The raccoon was later discovered to be Shia LeBoeuf, and was immediately arrested because that's what you do.
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
Lol
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
- Posts: 4207
- Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:14 am
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
I don't believe her!
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
I really need to make some more posts!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
- Posts: 4207
- Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:14 am
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
Maybe a post about robot cakes?
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
Is the board working better for you? Or is it still slow?
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
It seems fine now.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
Getting closer!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
- Posts: 4207
- Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:14 am
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
I will reach 3,000 by the end of the JANUARY.
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread

"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
DR DAVE COULD MAKE 2000 POSS BY NEW YEARS DAY OR EVEN EVE DEPENDING ON WHAT HE'S WEARING!
(Actually he could make 2000 by tomorrow if he felt like spamming the crap out of the place, but these things are about style, not just numbers.)

(Actually he could make 2000 by tomorrow if he felt like spamming the crap out of the place, but these things are about style, not just numbers.)


Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
Game time, people. LET'S GO.
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
Indeed. That spam isn't going to mechanically process itself! (We have good bot protection lol).
Happy Little Posts: The 2,000 post thread
We must all do our part!
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale