The Twitter thread of tweets.

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:52 am

EVeryone knows the best weapon to use against the bees is a machete!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:44 pm

I HATE BEES

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:37 pm

Unless they're friendly bees!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:14 pm

Like SuperBee38.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:06 pm

An Bee Arthur.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:38 am

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:43 am

Portland OR Alerts
@pdxalerts
Portland - police to N Beech St - report of a male in the middle of the street screaming and smashing his laptop into the ground

8h

Heh

Post by **Cassie** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:20 pm

FLORIDA MAN!

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 1:23 pm

EVery time I click this thread it takes me back to halfway up the page instead of the new post AND IT'S MILDLY INCONVENIENT.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:03 pm

Maybe you have unresolved spiritual karma with the post that it keeps landing on (hopefully not the recorded farts one)

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:54 pm

Good ol' Florida man!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:30 pm

Portland OR Alerts
@pdxalerts
Portland Call Holding: report of a female wearing “pagan garb” tying another naked female to a tree, caller is concerned because there are children in the area

Best not to interfere!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Aug 29, 2018 3:24 am

Well of course there are children in the area... are the women supposed to go hungry out there?

Post by **Cassie** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:55 pm

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 4:24 pm

Has he released any music at all in the past several years?

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:21 pm

Or ever? [/burned]

Post by **Cassie** » Sun Sep 02, 2018 5:30 pm

Twitter always thinks I should follow him for some reason.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:28 am

We've already seen his tallywhacker, so he has nothing left to give to the world.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:31 pm

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:54 pm

Portland OR Alerts
@pdxalerts
Portland - police to Pioneer Courthouse Square - report of a disturbance - caller reporting a male covered in blue body paint using a bullhorn to yell at people who pass

6h

Heh