Effing Christmas

Post by **boydster** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:57 pm

My tree fell over and the stand was full of water that got everywhere and now there's broken pieces of all the ornaments and wet presents and the carpet is wet (shut up with your Christmas Vacation jokes ok? I'm THIS CLOSE

) and the candy canes are broken AND I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A THREAD IN THE RANT SECTION to top it all off. Speaking of topping things off, even the stupid star at the top of the stupid tree had stuff break on it.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 2:14 am

Yet another reason to celebrate Festivus. That sucks about your tree.

Post by **Cassie** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:00 am

OH it has been so long since anyone needed into the bowels of this forum that I don't even remember what the usergroup is called!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:38 am

Eggs!

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 12:38 pm

http://paulyboy.com/lastbbs/phpBB3/view ... 8535#p8535

Post by **boydster** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:57 pm

Thank you Eggs. And you are 100% right, Dr Dave. A Festivus pole is a much better design. And the holiday itself is fantastic. There's a lot of pressure built into Christmas.

The tree is standing again. The crisis has abated. For now.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:37 pm

Watch out for pidgins in your tree.