The Twitter thread of tweets.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:01 pm

I do like to take my ONE A DAY PLUS IRONY.

Post by **Cassie** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:17 pm

This is a two parter because it cracked me up!

Dukat‏ @realRealDukat 2h2 hours ago

IN THE FEDERATION WE DON'T WORSHIP GOVERNMENT - WE WORSHIP PAH WRAITHS!

Stephen A. Winchell‏ @SAWinchell 2h2 hours ago
Replying to @realRealDukat

Dang it, the images were the same size on Twitter. IT'S STILL FUCKING FUNNY IMMMMMMMMO

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 2:27 pm

Post by **Cassie** » Tue Aug 01, 2017 8:55 pm

In Otter News‏ @Otter_News 3h3 hours ago

I don't want to talk, Carl, Just drive.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:52 am

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:07 pm

Otters will be on our side in the coming animal apocalypse.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:20 pm

Along side ducks and beavers.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:48 pm

And pandas.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:53 pm

And ferrets, if the Beastmaster answers my email.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 2:00 am

CaptainWacky wrote: And pandas.

The dumb bastards.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:29 pm

They're on our side!

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:48 pm

They're too dumb to pick a side.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:06 pm

They could sneese all over our enemies.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:01 pm

You're assuming they'd know who our enemies are…

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 3:09 pm

The ones who won't grope them while driving them around, I would imagine.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 7:34 pm

Like Alison Brie.

Post by **Eggs Loki** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:41 pm

BOOP BE DOOP SEXY WET NOSE

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 9:13 pm

Well said.

CaptainWacky · Post by **CaptainWacky** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:15 am

I'd "Alison" her "Brie" if you know what I mean.

Dr Dave · Post by **Dr Dave** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 2:26 pm

I do.