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I do like to take my ONE A DAY PLUS IRONY.
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This is a two parter because it cracked me up!

Dang it, the images were the same size on Twitter. IT'S STILL FUCKING FUNNY IMMMMMMMMO
Dukat @realRealDukat 2h2 hours ago
IN THE FEDERATION WE DON'T WORSHIP GOVERNMENT - WE WORSHIP PAH WRAITHS!
Stephen A. Winchell @SAWinchell 2h2 hours ago
Replying to @realRealDukat


Dang it, the images were the same size on Twitter. IT'S STILL FUCKING FUNNY IMMMMMMMMO
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"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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In Otter News @Otter_News 3h3 hours ago
I don't want to talk, Carl, Just drive.

I don't want to talk, Carl, Just drive.

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"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
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Otters will be on our side in the coming animal apocalypse.
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Along side ducks and beavers.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
- Posts: 4207
- Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:14 am
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And pandas.
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And ferrets, if the Beastmaster answers my email.
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"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
- Posts: 4207
- Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:14 am
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They're on our side!
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They're too dumb to pick a side.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
- Posts: 4207
- Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:14 am
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They could sneese all over our enemies.
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You're assuming they'd know who our enemies are…
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
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The ones who won't grope them while driving them around, I would imagine.
- CaptainWacky
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Like Alison Brie.
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Well said.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
- CaptainWacky
- Posts: 4207
- Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:14 am
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I'd "Alison" her "Brie" if you know what I mean.
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I do.
"I want to shower you in sugar lumps and take you to the horse dentist."- CaptainWacky
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."-Welcome to Night Vale